Posts Tagged blogging

Reflecting on 2 Years of Absolute Fucking Madness

Posted by Paul and Sara in Daily Life, Opinion on June 6, 2009

2 years ago today this cranky git (Sara of course) got her knickers in a twist and stuck her nose where it didn’t belong. In the process she and some of of her readers abused someone I know. I stepped in, called everybody out and that’s how Sara got her talons into me 2 years ago today. I’m telling ya, if I’d known what writing that post would have resulted in, I’d have smashed my router.

Still, here we are today. Still bickering, very much in love and still on the road to being together for the rest of our lives.

Sara, I’m sure has a much longer winded version of the story to tell. Which will probably involve me being seven kinds kinds of a mean bastard and indulging in various degrees of debauchery, but, hell, I’ll just let my original post speak for itself (I know I’m a mean bastard ;) ).

Sara, thank you for the last two years. Thank you for being my friend and my love. Thank you for giving me my hopes and dreams. Thank you for letting me into your life, for being my strength and for loving me.

Here’s to the rest of our lives.

I love you! Even when you drive me spare ;)

Paul.

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You know dear, every time you tell this story you fail to mention the most important part, which is that in the end, I was right, the $25,000 prize never came to be!

One of these days you’ll figure out that I’m not often wrong, and we’ll fight so much less…

And why do you not mention how you started stalking me online? Following me on Twitter? Watching me on Ustream? Oh wait, that was me stalking you. Details, details…

When I think back over the last two years, I keep coming back to everything we’ve shared. With our relationship starting online, we’ve talked more in 2 years than most couples do in a decade. The ups, the downs, the divorces, the drama…And still you’ve stuck by me.

You’ve given me so much, I don’t know where to start. You made me start believing in myself when I was at my lowest. You’ve taught me the difference between wanting something and going after it. You’ve made me truly understand that life isn’t about getting by, it’s about truly living, and going after every experience.

Thank you for being my life, my love, my soulmate.

I love you always.

Sara.

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Flipping the Bird at Convention

Posted by Paul and Sara in Daily Life on April 10, 2009

For those of you with reasonably functional ocular capabilities, you’ll notice that that PaulandSara.us is the twisted brainchild of Sara from Suburbanoblivion.com and Paul from Pauloflaherty.com. Here we will document our rants, our raves, our opinions, and that faded holy underwear that has been bleached 200 times but we keep putting it back on. (A perfect analogy of our relationship if there ever was one.)

Speaking of our relationship… there will be no sex on this blog. Sex on the couch, chairs, kitchen table, bathroom floor, hood of the car, and everywhere else, yes. But rest assured none of it will take place on this blog. The categories just aren’t very comfortable, and anyone who’s ever tried bending over a post title will tell you itpaspost1 just can’t be done.

Beyond that, what you’ll get here is pure ‘us’, at our best, our worst, and quite  possibly with morning breath and messy hair. The posts in this blog are going to be  honest. Very honest. Brutally honest. Disgustingly honest (except when we lie).

To put things as plainly as possible, if you are easily offended, or are one of those idiots completely lacking a sense of humor, your best bet is to run away, stick your head down the toilet, and go back to flushing 50 times a day. We would assume that you visiting this blog means that you have more than two brain cells to rub together (four if you’re pregnant), but if not, the repeated flushing may help remove any accidentally accumulated intelligence.

For those that actually subscribe to this site, you never know what might happen. We’ll certainly have fun, we’ll definitely have laughs, and we may even have the odd public execution. Either way the music is always good and margaritas are 99 cents after 6pm, so stick around. You never know what we’ll come up with next.

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