Paul and Sara

For those of you with reasonably functional ocular capabilities, you’ll notice that that PaulandSara.us is the twisted brainchild of Sara from Suburbanoblivion.com and Paul from Pauloflaherty.com. Here we will document our rants, our raves, our opinions, and that faded holy underwear that has been bleached 200 times but we keep putting it back on. (A perfect analogy of our relationship if there ever was one.)

Speaking of our relationship… there will be no sex on this blog. Sex on the couch, chairs, kitchen table, bathroom floor, hood of the car, and everywhere else, yes. But rest assured none of it will take place on this blog. The categories just aren’t very comfortable, and anyone who’s ever tried bending over a post title will tell you it just can’t be done.

Beyond that, what you’ll get here is pure ‘us’, at our best, our worst, and quite  possibly with morning breath and messy hair. The posts in this blog are going to be  honest. Very honest. Brutally honest. Disgustingly honest (except when we lie).

To put things as plainly as possible, if you are easily offended, or are one of those idiots completely lacking a sense of humor, your best bet is to run away, stick your head down the toilet, and go back to flushing 50 times a day. We would assume that you visiting this blog means that you have more than two brain cells to rub together (four if you’re pregnant), but if not, the repeated flushing may help remove any accidentally accumulated intelligence.

For those that actually subscribe to this site, you never know what might happen. We’ll certainly have fun, we’ll definitely have laughs, and we may even have the odd public execution. Either way the music is always good and margaritas are 99 cents after 6pm, so stick around. You never know what we’ll come up with next.